Taking a Shit

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I was sitting on the john taking a shit when I noticed that people could see me. As I sat on the toilet I recoiled in fear. I didn’t want to leave the bathroom and that is when the priests came and told me I was taking too long. I was in a church and they (the priests) were trying to convince me of something (that I was taking too long). Whatever that all meant. All I know is my mother was there and we were on our way to my friends tattoo parlor so that I could get inked.

Oddly enough my friend Lisa was a tattoo artist and the shop was right in the church. When I walked upstairs I noticed my mother was already there and for a moment I felt bad that I made her wait that long (hey I was taking a shit). Anyway Lisa was behind the counter and didn’t seem very happy to see me but then she said “Don’t mind me I just woke up.” and something else about her stuff.

I distinctly remember her pointing to a harley davidson logo but apparently it was one of her tattoos. She also showed me one of those wierd dolls with the frizzy neon orange hair that looks like Don King…